Cell Explosion Virus: Foreground Goblin: What the hell just happened? Right-background Goblin: We TOLD you not to press the red button! But would you listen? Noooo... ol Bobby just HAD to press that red button because he LOVES to press buttons! Left-background Goblin: Bobby gets hard from pressing buttons! Appropriate: Pete (Green): I finally have enough money to buy all the porn in the world! Joey (Red): You mean, WE have enough money to buy all the porn in the world, right? Pete: No Joey. Just me. Two-Man Cell Battle: Inpachi: HULK SMASH! Marauding Captain: Whoa! *jumps to evade* You STUPID reptile! I TOLD you not to let our kid snoop around in my comics closet! Now he thinks he's a Human Torch/Hulk hybrid! Gagagigo: Oh, yeah?! Well, SUE ME! Final Attack Orders: Random Goblin: Oh Em Geez,! RUSH TEH 5PL01t3RZ B4 TEH BUBB13 SH13LD D3PL0YZ! (Translation: Oh my God! Rush the sploiters before the Bubble Shield deploys!) Random Warrior: Everyone! Act scared so they won't notice the Trap Hole! D-Spirit: Guy with watch: Mug me? You guys have got to be kiddin me... Guy with bat: How so? Guy with watch: Well, first of all... I have nothing but this stupid watch... which won't even show me the time. Here, see for yourself! Guy with bat: Hey, you're right! Guy with watch: Added to that, the watch is ALL I have... Other guy: Oh God, he's stark naked! Upstart Goblin: Old Man: Oh my gosh! It's the once rich goblin from Magic Ruler that loses everything in Legacy of Darkness, and who is trying to recreate his wealth even in recent booster sets! *kneels and bows head* Can I have your autograph? Goblin: Why sure, my good man... just let me just check my back pock... Oops! Silly me. Dropped all the gold pieces that I carried with me today... Do you mi... Old Man: ...SCRAMBLE! It's mine I say; MINE! Fake Trap: (Just fyi regarding Fake Trap, the original art had the word "SUCKER" on it, instead of "FALSE". I'll go with that one.) Goblin Caligrapher: You asked me to write your name on this, huh? Well, here you go! Bob (of the Goblin Attack Force): -_- oh gods, that's so lame... Ultimate Offering: Like, this morning, I popped a zit and accidentally summoned Satan... Waboku: Girl in front: Alright girls, here's the plan; we're going to stand here and wait for that big Blue-Eyes White Dragon to attack that poor boy behind us. Then we'll jump in front of the blast, and rely on Ra's divine intervention to protect us from the attack. Visible girl with eyes closed: ...we're screwed. Reinforcement of the Army: Captain: I WANT MY MONEY BACK! CHARRRGE!!! (second great caption:) FAMOUS LAST WORDS OF THE WARRIOR Gold guy #1: Man, that head of Exodia is bright! Gold guy #2: Are you sure about this, Captain? Marauding Captain: You pitiful mercenaries!!!! Raw aggression is the ONLY way to defeat EXODIA!!!! Tragedy: *the girl manages to run for her life* Shadowy Guy: ...but all I wanted is give her this rubber ducky... (second great caption:) Shadowy guy in the background: Now, we shall resurrect our lord and master, by offering this young virgin as a sacrifice under the gaze of the red moon! Girl in purple: Uh, slight problem with that idea... Return from the Different Dimension: DDW: I can see my house from here! DDWL: NO ONE CARES!!! Manticore: OH MY RA! HOW THE HELL DID I END UP HERE?!! DDWL: ... -_-;; Orca: ...zug zug. (second great caption:) *Everyone thinking to themselves* DDWL:"I'm glad I chose not to wear a skirt today." Manticore:"Hey, there's a hotdog stand." Orca:"I think I'm stuck..." Marmot:"Don't let go... don't let go... you saw what happened on Ice Age... so whatever you do, don't let go." DDW:"Who brought the squirrel?" Order to Smash: Ha Des: Now GO! And destroy your family with that hammer so you can get me their brain pulp for my slushie! Terrible Deal: Skull Servant: Ah, well done collecting me those taxes from that poor lady. Since you've proven yourself to be a very rotten soul, I see no option than to just take it from you. Soldier: Okay, but do I still get pai- ...wait, what...?! Dimension Explosion: Ojama King: Sick 'em, boys! They're the bungholes that stole my Gameboy! Blue-Eyes: What the... I'm a freakin DRAGON! What the HELL am I supposed to do with a freakin GAMEBOY! Dark Magician: And I'm a freakin MAGE! King: Hmm... know what, you guys are right. Gearfried: ...oh crap, they're all gonna get ME...!