Nazi Q&A

Q: What is the difference between a Nazi and a puppy?
A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Q: What is the only thing worse than a Nazi President?
A: A competent Nazi President.

Q. How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it really gets screwed.

Q: How many Nazis does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It's irrelevant; they still don't know they're in the dark!

Q: What’s the difference between a Nazi and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Q: What’s the difference between a Nazi and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.

Q: What is the difference between regular fries and Nazi fries?
A: Nazi fries have crap on them.

Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and a Nazi. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Nazi. Twice.

Q: What's the difference between a Nazi and a catfish?
A: One is an ugly, scum sucking bottom-feeder. The other one's a fish.

Q: What do Nazis and Lays Potato chips have in common?
A: Betcha Can't Hate Just One!

Q: What's the shortest book ever written?
A: Nazi Heroes.

Q: Why do Nazis smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too!

Q: How many Nazis died in World War II?
A: Not Enough.

Q: What do you do if you see a bunch of dead Nazis?
A: Stop laughing and re-load!!

Q: What should you do if you see a Nazi up to his neck in sand?
A: Get more sand.

Q: What's the difference between a Nazi and a werewolf?
A: The Nazi is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.

Q: Why aren't there any more postage stamps of Adolf Hitler?
A: ...well, do YOU know what side to spit on?

Q: What's the difference between a Nazi and a sperm?
A: At least a sperm has one chance in ten million of becoming a decent human being.

Q: What do Nazis use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Nazi with a pig?
A: ...there are some things even a pig won't do.

Q: What's the difference between a busload of Nazis and a hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.

Q: What do you call a Nazi in a suit?
A: 'The accused'

Q: What do you call a bus full of Nazis driving off a cliff?
A: A waste of a good bus.

Q: What's the difference between a Nazi and a prostitute?
A: The prostitute gives value for the money she takes.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Nazi in the road?
A: Vultures will eat the skunk.

Q: Why should Nazis be buried 100 feet deep?
A: Because deep down, they're really good people.

Q: Why did God create Nazis?
A: In order to make used car salesmen look good.

Nazi Facts

The new Nazi flag is a white cross emblazoned on a white circle and a white background.
...of course this is the international flag of surrender, but... White Power over all, eh?

All Nazis who are prepared to die for their country, please do that now!

I gotta admit though... there ARE good Nazis.
Point is, they're all dead.

I just love Nazis. They taste like chicken!

A Nazi walks into a bar carrying a duck under her arm. The bartender says, "HEY! You can't bring that pig in here." The Nazi says, "Excuse me...but that's a duck." The bartender says back, "Excuse ME, but I was talking to the duck."