Here's a nice list of some Laugh-Your-Ass-Off Urband Legends (AKA, bullshit stories). Hope you'll like em!
- A penny dropped off the Empire State building could kill you.
- Airlines dump waste after freezing it into hard blocks, which is thrown in mid-air.
- A person swallows 8 spiders on an average during sleep in an year.
- A train can be derailed by a penny on the tracks.
- You could one day wakeup after a rough night with a stranger in a bathtub full of ice, with your kidney(s) missing.
(This has been circulated hugely through spam mail as a Public Service Announcement.)
- The human digestive system takes seven years to digest chewing gum.
- If you make faces, it gets stuck that way.
(This was circulated hugely by concerned and stupid parents.)
- If you pee in the pool, the pool turns black because of some additive the pool administrators add to the pool.
- Too much masturbation could grow hair on your handpalms.
- You can get pregnant if you swim in the swimming pool where a man has ejaculated.
- Drinking a lot of Mountain dew (or any other soft drink) causes erectile dysfunction.
- Sneezing seven times in a row is equivalent to (or gives you) an orgasm.
- Male pregnancy is possible through embryo transplant.
(As was the case with Lee MingWei, a fictional persona.)
- If you eat Mentos or Pop-Rocks and drink Coca-Cola (Light), it can kill you. (A common conclusion, spread through spam mails after watching a lot of YouTube videos titled 'Mentos+Coke AWESOME!!!!'.)
- Walt Disney arranged to have himself frozen in a cryonic chamber full of liquid nitrogen upon his death and now awaits the day when medical technology makes his reanimation possible.
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