The Rules of the Internet is a set of somewhat unwritten, often changing set of rules assumed to be true or necessary. This incarnation comes from the original set of rules on 4chan, but it's edited at some parts by myself.
  1. Do not talk about 4chan.
  2. Do NOT talk about 4chan.
  3. We Are Anonymous.
  4. Anonymous is Legion.
  5. Anonymous NEVER forgives.
  6. Anonymous can be a HORRIBLE, SENSELESS, UNCARING MONSTER (/cruise control)
  7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
  8. There are no real rules about posting.
  9. There are no real rules about moderation either- enjoy your ban.
  10. If you enjoy any rival sites - DON'T!
  11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.
  12. Anything you say can and WILL be used against you.
  13. Anything you say can be turned into something else - fixed.
  14. Do not feed the trolls, i.e. arguing with them - that means they win. Unless it's rat poison.
  15. The harder you try, the harder you fail.
  16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure.
  17. Every win fails eventually.
  18. Everything that can be labeled can be hated.
  19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.
  20. Nothing is to be taken seriously.
  21. Original Content is original only for a few seconds - before getting old.
  22. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
  23. Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.
  24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost.
  25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
  26. Any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated.
  27. Always question a person's sexual preference without any real reason.
  28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man.
  29. In the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents. (yay partyvan)
  30. There are no girls on the internet.
    1. Excluding Beth, but she is from the future, so it's ok.
  31. TITS OR GTFO - the choice is always yours.
  32. You must have pictures to prove your statements. (pics or it didn't happen)
  33. Lurk more - it's never enough.
  34. If it exists, there is porn of it - no Exceptions.
    1. If no porn is found at the moment of question, it will be made.
    2. The exception to Rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34.
  35. No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish.
  36. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so).
  37. No real limits apply at anytime here - not even the sky.
  38. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
  39. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL NEED TO STEER. (/cruise control)
  40. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
  41. The answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, And Everything.
  42. The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
  43. If it exists, there is a version of it for your fandom... and it has a wiki and possibly a tabletop version with a theme song by sung by a Vocaloid.
  44. If there is not, there will be.
  45. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.
  46. The pool is always closed.
    1. Due to AIDS.
    2. And sharks.
    3. And stingrays.
    4. Which are filled with AIDS.
  47. Anonymous does NOT forgive.
  48. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.
  49. A Cross Over, no matter how improbable, will eventually happen in Fan-Art, Fan Fiction, or official release material, often through fanfiction of it.
  50. No matter what it is, it is someone's fetish. No Exceptions.
  51. It is delicious cake. You must eat it.
  52. A cat is fine too.
  53. One cat leads to another.
  54. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.
  55. /b/ sucks today.
  56. They will not bring back Snacks.
  57. ???
  58. PROFIT!
  59. It needs moar cowbell. I have a fever.
  60. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
  61. It has been cracked and pirated. You can find anything if you look long enough. No Exceptions.
  62. There is always a female version of a male character. No Exceptions.
  63. It needs more pumpkin. No Exceptions.